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Kata AbuNawas jgn takut dosa, bikin yg banyak. Siapa tau malaikat gemes nendangnya kebablasan eh nyebrang deh ke sorga!
met ancur, semoga dihari ultahmu makin rusak aja berharap di masa depan loe dipenuhi dengan penyesalan dan doa. amien
ban....ban apa yg di tungguin org ayo...? jawabanya..: BANCAKAN he...he...he
sabun...sabun apa yg paling bau...hayo jawabannya:SABUNTAR-SABUNTAR KENTUT..ha...ha,...ha
kenapa nyamuk suaranya ngieng ... karena minum darah, coba kalo minum bensing pasti greng greeng ...
Telor.. telor apa yg diinjak nggak pecah?? TELORTOAR!!^_^
Police:"Your Name?" Driver:"Harry" Police:"Age?" Driver:"31" Police:"Sex?" Driver:"Yes Please!!!" (exicited)
kenapa buaya galak ama orang???karena eh karen a lidahnya di tanam orang
Teacher: "Where were u born?" Student: "Singapore, Sir." Teacher: "Which part?" Student: "All of me, Sir."
Kucing apa yang bisa menari? ....hmm Kuch kuch hota hai
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